Sex Meme Which is Weirdly Uncomfortable
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hostile_experience1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? Counter, if he's taller. Couch otherwise.
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: It was sufficient.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Hercules, Kevin Sorbo or Dwayne Johnson versions.
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Everything fails at some point. My libido is the fist thing to go when I'm overly stressed.
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: Public.
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ . I slept with one of the bodyguards on a particularly isolated field mission. We were all living in tents, there was one other woman in the group, most of the guys were straight, it got awkward.
8: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: There was a professor who could walk poetic about the finer points of viral reproduction in ways that just kind of melted my brain.
9: Top or bottom? Doesn't really apply.
10: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don't want anyone to find: I'm pretty sure the item in question was found at one point.
11: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Cheese biscuit.
12: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: If I do the other person's std panel and it's one of the times when my insides are basically scooped out or I'm on some kind of birth control.
13: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Food and I are always bad.
14: One sexual thing you would never do: Getting choked/breathplay in general.
15: Biggest turn on: Truly dangerous men.
16: Worst possible time to get horny: Any time after my last breakup.
17: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Depends on the situation, and if they're faking it's a no go.
18: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Letting an ex video me in my underwear.
19: How much fapping is too much fapping: When there's chaffing or other physical damage.
20: Best sexual compliment you ever got: Being held after by a distinct non-cuddler.
21: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin" Get past my defenses.
22: What your favorite part of your body: My mouth. It's useful, and there's a quirk.
23: What do you wear to bed? Lately, an oversized night shirts.
24: When was the first time you masturbated: At an uncomfortably young age before I understood what it was in a social context.
25: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? No, doesn't do anything for me.
26: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Yes. Sometimes there's no inside available.
27: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? When I used to live at work.
28: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Yes, there was a very rich guy I was engaged to for a while.
29: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Not really a background music girl.
30: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Yes.
31: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? I'm a little wary after the last breakup.
32: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? Never again. A degree of experience makes life so much better.
33: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) I'm an adult woman who's abstaining from multiparty sex. Take a guess.
34: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? Don't have one.
35: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? They would no longer be my significant other. There are games I do not play.
36: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? My personality suits callgirl far better. I can do the detachment and the listening and the contractual intimacy. But I don't like the thought of my image available to whoever's willing to pay.
37: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? I forget the name, and not really.
38: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Never.
39: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? No. That are too many risks.
40: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? Very few of the men I've known have.
41: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Godzilla, especially if it wasn't big.
42: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Yes. I technically hadn't broken the engagement with Alec when I slept with another random hookup because I was angry and hurt and maybe despairing a little, and it meant he wasn't the last person I had slept with or let touch me. Maybe because I knew both his people and the various agencies that were involved in his arrest would know, too, and I wanted him to be some degree of humiliated the next time we saw each other. To balance the scales a little. Which proves yet again I am not a forgiving woman
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: It was sufficient.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: Hercules, Kevin Sorbo or Dwayne Johnson versions.
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: Everything fails at some point. My libido is the fist thing to go when I'm overly stressed.
5: Where is one place you would never have sex: Public.
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________ . I slept with one of the bodyguards on a particularly isolated field mission. We were all living in tents, there was one other woman in the group, most of the guys were straight, it got awkward.
8: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: There was a professor who could walk poetic about the finer points of viral reproduction in ways that just kind of melted my brain.
9: Top or bottom? Doesn't really apply.
10: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don't want anyone to find: I'm pretty sure the item in question was found at one point.
11: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: Cheese biscuit.
12: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: If I do the other person's std panel and it's one of the times when my insides are basically scooped out or I'm on some kind of birth control.
13: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Food and I are always bad.
14: One sexual thing you would never do: Getting choked/breathplay in general.
15: Biggest turn on: Truly dangerous men.
16: Worst possible time to get horny: Any time after my last breakup.
17: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: Depends on the situation, and if they're faking it's a no go.
18: Worst sexual idea you ever had: Letting an ex video me in my underwear.
19: How much fapping is too much fapping: When there's chaffing or other physical damage.
20: Best sexual compliment you ever got: Being held after by a distinct non-cuddler.
21: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin" Get past my defenses.
22: What your favorite part of your body: My mouth. It's useful, and there's a quirk.
23: What do you wear to bed? Lately, an oversized night shirts.
24: When was the first time you masturbated: At an uncomfortably young age before I understood what it was in a social context.
25: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? No, doesn't do anything for me.
26: Have/would you ever have sex outside? Yes. Sometimes there's no inside available.
27: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? When I used to live at work.
28: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Yes, there was a very rich guy I was engaged to for a while.
29: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Not really a background music girl.
30: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? Yes.
31: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? I'm a little wary after the last breakup.
32: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? Never again. A degree of experience makes life so much better.
33: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) I'm an adult woman who's abstaining from multiparty sex. Take a guess.
34: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? Don't have one.
35: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? They would no longer be my significant other. There are games I do not play.
36: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? My personality suits callgirl far better. I can do the detachment and the listening and the contractual intimacy. But I don't like the thought of my image available to whoever's willing to pay.
37: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? I forget the name, and not really.
38: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? Never.
39: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"? No. That are too many risks.
40: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair? Very few of the men I've known have.
41: If you had a penis, what would you name it? Godzilla, especially if it wasn't big.
42: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Yes. I technically hadn't broken the engagement with Alec when I slept with another random hookup because I was angry and hurt and maybe despairing a little, and it meant he wasn't the last person I had slept with or let touch me. Maybe because I knew both his people and the various agencies that were involved in his arrest would know, too, and I wanted him to be some degree of humiliated the next time we saw each other. To balance the scales a little. Which proves yet again I am not a forgiving woman
